Fourth of July Lust

Happy Don’t-Blow-Yourself-Up Day, everybody!

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SCENE: Woman surrounded by flashing lights.

WOMAN: Fireworks are like sex! I only like them in the darkā€¦outside with large crowds!

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  1. And with lots of noise! Preferably with a live orchestra playing, or a marching band!

    And it’s not the caliber of the shell, but the size of the bang that matters!

    “Honey… why do the girls call you the ‘Roman Candle’?”

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