Allergic to Men?

Sophisticated scientific studies (which I just made up) show that at least 100 percent of women* suffer from occasional bouts of male sickness. This disease now has a name (because I just made it up too): Male-o-pause!

If you have symptoms of Male-o-pause (itching, anxiety, breathing) see your doctor. There! Don’t you feel better?

*Do men suffer from Male-o-pause? Who knows? Attempts at research usually end in drunken brawls.

↓ Transcript
SCENE: A woman with her head down and her hand to her forehead as if she's got a headache.

WOMAN: I’m allergic to men! They make me sick…when they’re not around!


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