Sex Ed Dropout

Sex Ed Dropout

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Alex Toth & Mike Peppe from the story “Ring on Her Finger” in Thrilling Romances #24, Jan. 1954. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Young woman is fleeing and crying as she carries books with one arm/hand while she crumbles up some papers in the other hand. A man looks on in the background,

MAN: So, you failed sex ed…again?

WOMAN: Yes! Now <Sob> I’ll never find out what a penis is!

1954 Art: Alex Toth & Mike Peppe
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Graduated with Honors: John Lustig

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SCENE: Young woman is fleeing and crying as she carries books with one arm/hand while she crumbles up some papers in the other hand. A man looks on in the background,

MAN: So, you failed sex ed...again?

WOMAN: Yes! Now <Sob> I’ll never find out what a penis is!

1954 Art: Alex Toth & Mike Peppe
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Graduated with Honors: John Lustig

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Taking the Lust Train

Taking the Lust Train

A new tale of lust from Tony Isabella & Allen Freeman! (What happens in train tunnels stays in train tunnels.)

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta from the story “Lucky Liz” in First Kiss #9, 1959. (Sorry. No link this time. First Kiss #9 is not online.)

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Man and woman sitting on a train.

WOMAN: You’re quite the tender morsel, Mr. Strubb. Let’s take this to my private sleeping car.

MAN: Swell! I claim dibs on the bottom bunk!

WOMAN: Exactly my intention, dear boy.

1959 Art: Vince Colletta
Color: Allen Freeman
Writer: Tony Isabella

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SCENE: Man and woman sitting on a train.

WOMAN: You’re quite the tender morsel, Mr. Strubb. Let’s take this to my private sleeping car.

MAN: Swell! I claim dibs on the bottom bunk!

WOMAN: Exactly my intention, dear boy.

1959 Art: Vince Colletta
Color: Allen Freeman
Writer: Tony Isabella

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Leprechaun? Lepre-can’t!

Leprechaun? Lepre-can’t!

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, everyone. And Happy 38th Wedding Anniversary to my personal leprechaun—not a lepre-can’t—Shelagh!

Many thanks to my pal Mike Pascale for the idea that sparked this gag as well as the awesome St. Pat’s makeover from the original art.

Original Vintage Art & Text

Inked by Dick Giordano. From the story “My Foolish Heart” in FIRST KISS #21, 1961. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: In the foreground an upset young woman is holding her hands to each side of her face. In the background (in a thought balloon), a leprechaun (or a man dressed as a leprechaun) is running away towards a boat.

WOMAN: At first I felt so lucky!

WOMAN: I was dating a real LEPRECHAUN!!!

WOMAN: Sure, I was disappointed…he never gave me a pot o’gold! or any magic wishes!

WOMAN: But no orgasms? That was a problem!!!

WOMAN: Then he left me and I realized the truth!

WOMAN: I’d been LEPRE-CONNED!

1961 Inks: Dick Giordano
New Color: Allen Freeman
Lepre-Artist: Mike Pascale
Lepre-Writer: John Lustig

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SCENE: In the foreground an upset young woman is holding her hands to each side of her face. In the background (in a thought balloon), a leprechaun (or a man dressed as a leprechaun) is running away towards a boat.

WOMAN: At first I felt so lucky!


WOMAN: I was dating a real LEPRECHAUN!!!

WOMAN: Sure, I was disappointed...he never gave me a pot o’gold! or any magic wishes!

WOMAN: But no orgasms? That was a problem!!!

WOMAN: Then he left me and I realized the truth!

WOMAN: I’d been LEPRE-CONNED!

1961 Inks: Dick Giordano
New Color: Allen Freeman
Lepre-Artist: Mike Pascale
Lepre-Writer: John Lustig

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Meet the Empress

Meet the Empress

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta from the story “Involuntary Bride” from FIRST KISS #40, 1965. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

Transcript:

WOMAN: My goal? I just want to make the world a better place…after I destroy all my enemies and become Bitch Empress of Earth!

MAN (thinking): Every girl’s dream!

1965 Art: Vince Colletta Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Royal Goaltender: John Lustig

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WOMAN: My goal? I just want to make the world a better place…after I destroy all my enemies and become Bitch Empress of Earth!

MAN (thinking): Every girl’s dream!

1965 Art: Vince Colletta Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Royal Goaltender: John Lustig

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Cosplay Coquette

Cosplay Coquette

A new Last Kiss by Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by John Celardo from the story “Stand-In for Love” in Intimate Love #24, Sept. 1953. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

 

Transcript:

MAN: How many parties do we have to go to?

WOMAN: This cosplay took me five hours!

WOMAN: We’re hitting every party!

WOMAN: Think of the fun you’ll have…

WOMAN: …getting me out of this rig!

1953 Art: John Celardo Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira Lettering: John Lustig
Writer: Tony Isabella

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MAN: How many parties do we have to go to?

WOMAN: This cosplay took me five hours!

WOMAN: We’re hitting every party!

WOMAN: Think of the fun you’ll have...

WOMAN: ...getting me out of this rig!

1953 Art: John Celardo Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira Lettering: John Lustig
Writer: Tony Isabella

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