Outta Brains? Outta Luck!

Don’t be brainless. Get vaccinated!

Zombie art transformation by  Mike (the Drawing Dread) Pascale.

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “To Stella with Love” from FIRST KISS #3, 1958. Click on link to read the original vintage comic book for free.

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A woman looking back in surprise at a zombie.

WOMAN: Oh no! Fred, Why didn’t you get vaccinated?

ZOMBIE: i didn’t have any BRAAAINS!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Zombification: Mike Pascale
Verbosity: the very vaccinated John Lustig

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SCENE: A woman looking back in surprise at a zombie.

WOMAN: Oh no! Fred, Why didn’t you get vaccinated?

ZOMBIE: i didn’t have any BRAAAINS!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Zombification: Mike Pascale
Verbosity: the very vaccinated John Lustig

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He’s Green with Jealousy

I think my title for Tony Isabella‘s gag about lizard romance is okay. But I came up with so many others that I sorta lost perspective. My second favorite was:

Jealousy (and Coke)—it’s the Real Thing!

—John

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Joe Sinnott & Vince Colletta from the story “The Day Manhattan Died!” in Gorgo #8, Aug. 1962. Click link to read the entire vintage comic for free.

 

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: In one paw, Gorgo is angrily holding a snarling polar bear. Below them on the snow or ice is a very upset young woman who is looking up and calling out to Gorgo.

CAPTION: Bonnie was terrified! She never realized how jealous her big beau could become!

WOMAN: No, sweetie, no! We were just having a Coke! He’s just a friend!

1962 Art: Joe Sinnott & Vince Colletta
Restoration: John Lustig Writer: Tony Isabella

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SCENE: In one paw, Gorgo is angrily holding a snarling polar bear. Below them on the snow or ice is a very upset young woman who is looking up and calling out to Gorgo.

CAPTION: Bonnie was terrified! She never realized how jealous her big beau could become!

WOMAN: No, sweetie, no! We were just having a Coke! He’s just a friend!

1962 Art: Joe Sinnott & Vince Colletta
Restoration: John Lustig Writer: Tony Isabella

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Horny Halloween

I’m always glad when I can come up with a gag featuring the fabulous Felina Vie. Photo by the allusive Allen Freeman!

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Felina Vie is on her stomach on a bed. She has antlers on her head. She also has very frizzy red hair that has been teased up high into her antlers.

FELINA: Come on, Lustig! This Halloween let’s be classy! No jokes about me being “horny.” No lame puns. I refuse to fawn over you. Doe us proud and…and..Oh, deer! You’re turning this into a stupid stag party joke, aren’t you?

Text ©2021 Last Kiss Inc. Photo: ©2021 Allen Freeman

Model: Felina Vie
Photo: Allen Freeman
Writer: John Lustig

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SCENE: Felina Vie is on her stomach on a bed. She has antlers on her head. She also has very frizzy red hair that has been teased up high into her antlers.

FELINA: Come on, Lustig! This Halloween let’s be classy! No jokes about me being “horny.” No lame puns. I refuse to fawn over you. Doe us proud and…and..Oh, deer! You’re turning this into a stupid stag party joke, aren’t you?

Text ©2021 Last Kiss Inc. Photo: ©2021 Allen Freeman

Model: Felina Vie
Photo: Allen Freeman
Writer: John Lustig

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I Can’t Get Her Outta My Head!

Today’s Last Kiss photo comic is adapted from a photo by Michael Jasmine on Unsplash.

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A bunch of skulls piled up in front of a window. They’re looking outwards.

SKULL #1: Wow! Look at the brainpan on that babe! Hubba hubba!

SKULL #2: I wanna jump her bones!

SKULL #3: I’d be head over heels in love–if I had heels!

Photo by Michael Jasmund Text & Lettering: John Lustig

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SCENE: A bunch of skulls piled up in front of a window. They're looking outwards.

SKULL #1: Wow! Look at the brainpan on that babe! Hubba hubba!

SKULL #2: I wanna jump her bones!

SKULL #3: I’d be head over heels in love--if I had heels!

Photo by Michael Jasmund Text & Lettering: John Lustig

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Top of the Food Chain?

A new tale of comic terror (and indigestion) from Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Pencils by Mike Sekowsky from the story “Date with Scandal” Pencils in Intimate Love #28, Aug. 1954. Click link to read the entire vintage comic book for free.

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Man and woman with blood on their faces.

CAPTION: Sure, at first, “eating the rich” sounded like a fun idea for Jon and Nancy’s monthly date night.

CAPTION: But, to their dismay, greed and privilege leave an awful aftertaste.

CAPTION: Next month, they would go to Olive Garden.

CAPTION: 1954 Art: Mike Sekowsky Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer & Reformed Vegan: Tony Isabella

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SCENE: Man and woman with blood on their faces.

CAPTION: Sure, at first, “eating the rich” sounded like a fun idea for Jon and Nancy’s monthly date night.

CAPTION: But, to their dismay, greed and privilege leave an awful aftertaste.

CAPTION: Next month, they would go to Olive Garden.

CAPTION: 1954 Art: Mike Sekowsky Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer & Reformed Vegan: Tony Isabella

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