Happy Sex

 

Artist unknown. From the text story “Love Is All” in Thrilling Romances #25, March 1954.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman and man hugging and very happy.

WOMAN: I’m so happy! I wanna celebrate! Gosh! I might even have sex with someone!

MAN: I’m someone!

WOMAN: You certainly are!

1954 Artist Unknown New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Woman and man hugging and very happy.

WOMAN: I'm so happy! I wanna celebrate! Gosh! I might even have sex with someone!

MAN: I'm someone!

WOMAN: You certainly are!

1954 Artist Unknown New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Her Love Is Animated…and Brainy!

Artist unknown. From the story “Thief of Hearts” in BROADWAY ROMANCES #1, 1950.

 

 

Transcript:

PINKY (thinks): Did he really just ask if I was pondering what he was pondering? He’s smart, handsome and funny. I’m answering with “Yes!”

CAPTION: And so Pinky met her soulmate…

1950 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Kirsten Wilson
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella

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PINKY (thinks): Did he really just ask if I was pondering what he was pondering? He’s smart, handsome and funny. I’m answering with “Yes!”

CAPTION: And so Pinky met her soulmate...

1950 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Kirsten Wilson
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella

Regrets the Day After

Obviously I didn’t write or post this knowing the outcome of the election. But I know I voted. I hope you did too, you sexy devil!

Art by Dick Giordano from Teen-Age Love #38, July 1964.

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: In the foreground, a young woman and man are smiling at each other—obviously interested in each other. In the foreground, a young woman is crying.

SMILING WOMAN: I voted!

SMILING MAN: That’s so sexy!

CRYING WOMAN: if only I’d voted…I’d be sexy too!

1964 Art: Dick Giordano New Color: Allen Freeman

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SCENE: In the foreground, a young woman and man are smiling at each other---obviously interested in each other. In the foreground, a young woman is crying.

SMILING WOMAN: I voted!

SMILING MAN: That’s so sexy!

CRYING WOMAN: if only I’d voted...I’d be sexy too!

1964 Art: Dick Giordano New Color: Allen Freeman

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Speak Softly

No partisan politics here. Just a big axe to grind.

I’m not sure how many people will even know the Teddy Roosevelt quote that his is based on. Do they even teach things like this in school anymore?

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman in a sexy barbarian costume is holding a giant, cartoonish axe.

BARBARIAN WOMAN: My campaign slogan? Speak softly and carry a big axe!*

CAPTION: *With apologies–not that he cares–to Teddy Roosevelt.

Photo: Bryan Turner Dialogue: John Lustig

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SCENE: Woman in a sexy barbarian costume is holding a giant, cartoonish axe.

BARBARIAN WOMAN: My campaign slogan? Speak softly and carry a big axe!*

CAPTION: *With apologies--not that he cares--to Teddy Roosevelt.

Photo: Bryan Turner Dialogue: John Lustig