Golden Girls Get a Hit

Golden gag and hard-hitting humor by Tony Isabella.

Artist unknown. From the Glory Forbes story in Rangers #40, April 1948.

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SCENE: Two women fighting. Blonde hits a brunette---decking her.

CAPTION: The precise moment when the Golden Girls reboot went quite horribly awry.

BLONDE: How dare you hack my account and post all my special photos online? When I’m finished, you’ll be one southern belle...who will never rise again!

BRUNETTE: *GAKK*

1948 Artist: Unknown New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella

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Labor Day of Love

Happy Labor Day!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Condemned” in FIRST KISS #40, 1965.

Read the entire original story “Condemned” for free here on ComicBookPlus.com

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: In background is a mom in bed. In the foreground is a female nurse holding a newborn baby. The nurse is wearing a surgical gown and surgical mask.

MOM: So I said, “Let’s plan something different for Labor Day!” And nine months later…

BABY (thinking):I’m a labor of love!

1965 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Art Code: FK40.3.2.4

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SCENE: In background is a mom in bed. In the foreground is a female nurse holding a newborn baby. The nurse is wearing a surgical gown and surgical mask.

MOM: So I said, “Let’s plan something different for Labor Day!” And nine months later…

BABY (thinking):I'm a labor of love!

1965 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Art Code: FK40.3.2.4


Panting by the Numbers

Text by famed accountant of love Tony Isabella!

Art by Art Saaf & Mike Peppe from the story “Kiss and Run” in New Romances #14, Dec. 1952. Scanned from the original black and white art.
(My thanks to Mary Alice Wilson of https://darkstarbookstore.com for loaning me the art.)

 

 

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CAPTION: Her mocking co-workers couldn’t understand what Gloria saw in fussy accountant Hiram. They didn’t know……he was just as detail-oriented in bed!

SCENE: Woman in foreground. A man looking at a sheet of paper in the background.

CAPTION: Her mocking co-workers couldn’t understand what Gloria saw in fussy accountant Hiram. They didn’t know…he was just as detail-oriented in bed!

1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella

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CAPTION: Her mocking co-workers couldn’t understand what Gloria saw in fussy accountant Hiram. They didn’t know......he was just as detail-oriented in bed!

SCENE: Woman in foreground. A man looking at a sheet of paper in the background.

CAPTION: Her mocking co-workers couldn’t understand what Gloria saw in fussy accountant Hiram. They didn’t know...he was just as detail-oriented in bed!

1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella



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Well Blow Me Down

Delicious dialogue by Tony Isabella—spinach salesman to the stars and writer of stuff.

Art by Dick Giordano from Secrets of Young Brides #37, June 1963.

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Young man in a sailor’s cap is standing behind a crying woman, holding her by the arm just below the shoulder.

WOMAN: We’re finished! I won’t wear a ratty old dress..and go on a starvation diet…and get breast reduction surgery…to fulfill your “Olive Oyl” fantasy!

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SCENE: Young man in a sailor's cap is standing behind a crying woman, holding her by the arm just below the shoulder.

WOMAN: We’re finished! I won’t wear a ratty old dress..and go on a starvation diet...and get breast reduction surgery...to fulfill your “Olive Oyl” fantasy!

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