Nope. Nothing funny about this Last Kiss. Rest in peace, Ruth.
Transcript:
Heart: March 15, 1933 – Sept. 18, 2020
The Glorious, Notorious RBG
Gag & dry cleaning bill by guest writer Tony Isabella.
Art by George Evans from the Tiger Man story in Rangers Comics #42, Aug. 1948.
Scene:
SCENE: Man (in a military uniform?) carrying a woman in his arms.
MAN: It was my pleasure to carry you over that puddle…but that was seven blocks ago.
WOMAN: Three more blocks and we’ll be at my place…and we can get out of these wet clothes.
MAN: My clothes are completely dry.
WOMAN: I wasn’t talking about you, handsome!
1948 Art: George Evans Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella
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Art by Dick Giordano in Romantic Story #72, June 1964.
I’d love to add a laugh track to this consisting entirely of hyenas guffaws. Hyenas love a good joke—or even a mediocre one.
Art by Joe Doolin from the cover of Jumbo 105 (Fiction House), Nov. 1947.
Transcript:
SCENE: Wearing a skimpy, leopard skin outfit, Sheena battles what appears to be a native woman who is either a priestess or chieftess. The native woman—who like Sheena—wears a skimpy outfit. She’s holding a spear that Sheena is trying to wrest away from here. Meanwhile a pack of angry and apparently hungry hyenas are rush towards a man who is tied to a stake in the background.
NATIVE WOMAN: You can’t stop me…or my hyenas, Sheena!
SHEENA: I don’t want to stop them! I want to wear them!
CAPTION: Watch for Sheena in Disney’s new, laugh-filled masterpiece:101 Hyenas
1947 Pencils: Joe Doolin
Restoration & New Dialogue: John Lustig ©2020 Last Kiss Inc
ART: Jumbo 105 Cover
This lesson courtesy of guest writer Tony Isabella.
Art by John Tartaglione from the story “My Confidence Man” in FIRST KISS #5, 1958.
Transcript:
SCENE: Woman getting out of a car. A man is sitting in the driver’s seat of the car.
WOMAN: Dear boy, I’ve taught you how to be a fit companion for more refined women. Now go practice your breathing exercises. After all…Tomorrow is your all-important oral examination.
MAN: Ulp!
1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer & Teacher’s Aide: Tony Isabella
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