50 Shades for Dummies

50 Shades for Dummies

Hot, brilliant humor for cool, smart readers (and room-temperature dummies) courtesy of Tony Isabella.

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Teach Me, My Love” in FIRST KISS #29, 1962.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman talking to her personal mannequin (Molly Mannequin.) In panels on each side of the main panel we see store mannequins.

WOMAN: Oh, my dear Molly Mannequin. Sheltering at home with you has been wonderful. Tonight, let’s read another chapter of Fifty Shades of Off-Color. I hope *giggle* you don’t blush easily.

Molly Mannequin (thinking): Where’s a woodchipper when you need one? I miss my friends at Macy’s.

1962 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer & Dummy Dialogue Coach: Tony Isabella

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↓ Transcript
SCENE: Woman talking to her personal mannequin (Molly Mannequin.) In panels on each side of the main panel we see store mannequins.

WOMAN: Oh, my dear Molly Mannequin. Sheltering at home with you has been wonderful. Tonight, let’s read another chapter of Fifty Shades of Off-Color. I hope *giggle* you don’t blush easily.

Molly Mannequin (thinking): Where’s a woodchipper when you need one? I miss my friends at Macy’s.

1962 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer & Dummy Dialogue Coach: Tony Isabella

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