Will It Scare You?

Will It Scare You?

Today's Last Kiss: Will It Scare You?

I suspect this guy has totally killed the moment—and possibly the relationship.

By the way, I absolutely love this art by Dick Giordano. But then I could say that about virtually any art by Giordano. I’ll admit that I’m particularly fond of Dick’s romance art.

Years ago, I interviewed Dick about his romance work. To illustrate the interview, Dick kindly loaned me a huge pile of black and white photostats of his Charlton romance covers. This image is from one of the scans of that art

Art by Dick Giordano from Teen-Age Love #37, May 1964.

Transcript:
SCENE: Woman and man embracing—probably about to kiss.

WOMAN: Will it scare you if I say…I love you?

MAN: Not as much as if you say you’re pregnant!

1964 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Art by Dick Giordano from Teen-Age Love #37, May 1964.

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SCENE: Woman and man embracing---probably about to kiss.

WOMAN: Will it scare you if I say...I love you?

MAN: Not as much as if you say you’re pregnant!

1964 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Art by Dick Giordano from Teen-Age Love #37, May 1964.

Unhand Me

Unhand Me

Today's Last Kiss: Unhand Me

Here’s the first of two Tony Isabella-written comics (both hilarious!) that I’m running this week. The second will appear this Friday.

I mention this because the last time I ran two of Tony’s comics—instead of the usual one-a-week—I had a reader ask about my health. I appreciated that. And it was understandable. After all, when I announced Tony’s Last Kiss involvement back in mid-Sept., I also made a vague announcement about my having some health issues. And I explained that Tony was helping out because of this.

So, let me re-assure everyone that I’m doing okay. While I haven’t wanted to get into medical details (maybe later), I’m not suffering from anything life-threatening. And I’m probably doing slightly better than when I brought Tony into the Last Kiss fold.

The fact that I’m using one, two, three or none of Tony’s gags in any given week has nothing to do with the ups or downs of my health.

Plus, I’m totally enjoying Tony’s take on Last Kiss. While he’s embracing the spirit of what I’ve done over the last couple of decades, he’s also bring his own unique approach. And I think that just makes Last Kiss stronger and better.

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Art by John Tartaglione from the story “My Confidence Man” in FIRST KISS #5, 1958.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Man and woman kissing.

MAN (thinks): Now that I finally have a girlfriend…I wonder if my hand will go back to its normal size.

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella

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Art by John Tartaglione from the story “My Confidence Man” in FIRST KISS #5, 1958.

 

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SCENE: Man and woman kissing.

MAN (thinks): Now that I finally have a girlfriend...I wonder if my hand will go back to its normal size.

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella

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Art by John Tartaglione from the story "My Confidence Man" in FIRST KISS #5, 1958.


Nerd Necessities

Nerd Necessities

Today's Last Kiss: Nerd Necessities

1963 art by Luis Dominguez from the story “Reckless Romance” in First Kiss #30. (Scanned from the publisher’s black & white photostats of the color comic.)

 

Transcript:

PANEL #1 SCENE: Young woman talking to her parents as they start to leave the house.

CAPTION: While waiting to win the lottery, Bella Bylotta is having a hard time affording the basic necessities–rent, food, Netflix and comics! So Bella decides she either has to get a job or…

YOUNG WOMAN: …move back in with you and Mom!

DAD: Great! We’ll just sleep in the driveway so there’s room for all your comics!

MOM: After we die of hypothermia, bury us in the flower beds!

PANEL #2 SCENE: Medium closeup of the distressed daughter after her parents leave.

YOUNG WOMAN (thinks): Anger! Guilt! Sarcasm! That’s so sweet! It’s just like I never left!

1963 Art: Luis Dominguez Color: Allen Freeman

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PANEL #1 SCENE: Young woman talking to her parents as they start to leave the house.

CAPTION: While waiting to win the lottery, Bella Bylotta is having a hard time affording the basic necessities--rent, food, Netflix and comics! So Bella decides she either has to get a job or...

YOUNG WOMAN: ...move back in with you and Mom!

DAD: Great! We’ll just sleep in the driveway so there’s room for all your comics!

MOM: After we die of hypothermia, bury us in the flower beds!

PANEL #2 SCENE: Medium closeup of the distressed daughter after her parents leave.

YOUNG WOMAN (thinks): Anger! Guilt! Sarcasm! That’s so sweet! It’s just like I never left!

1963 Art: Luis Dominguez Color: Allen Freeman

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Romance Among the Stars

Romance Among the Stars

More goofy Last Kiss fun from the great Tony Isabella!

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “The Sea Green Eyes!” in FIRST KISS #5, 1958. (This scan is from the publisher’s black & white photostats. The published comic was in color.)

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman seated at a restaurant, holding a menu. Man across the table is standing, leaning towards her.

WOMAN (thinks): Quiet restaurant. Lovely flowers. He’s gonna pop the question.

MAN: My darling, I have something important to ask you…Star Wars or Star Trek?

NEXT: This is what it sounds like
when doves cry…
1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella

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SCENE: Woman seated at a restaurant, holding a menu. Man across the table is standing, leaning towards her.

WOMAN (thinks): Quiet restaurant. Lovely flowers. He's gonna pop the question.

MAN: My darling, I have something important to ask you...Star Wars or Star Trek?

NEXT: This is what it sounds like
when doves cry...
1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella

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Have a Super Veterans Day

Have a Super Veterans Day

Happy Veterans Day!

Art by Mac Raboy from Master Comics #30, 1942.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A superhero (Captain Marvel Jr.) holds a large American flag as he leads American soldiers into battle.

CAPTION/TITLE: Not All Heroes Wear Capes!

Happy Veterans Day
1942 Art: Mac Raboy Captain Marvel Jr. © & ™ DC Comics

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SCENE: A superhero (Captain Marvel Jr.) holds a large American flag as he leads American soldiers into battle.

CAPTION/TITLE: Not All Heroes Wear Capes!

Happy Veterans Day
1942 Art: Mac Raboy Captain Marvel Jr. © & ™ DC Comics