Art by Art Saaf & Mike Peppe from the story “Kiss and Run” in NEW ROMANCES #14, 1952.
SCENE: Man looks in alarm at a woman who is speaking off-panel.
WOMAN: Hey, I was wrong! I do have a clean bra! What the %$#@? this isn’t mine! I-it’s...huge! Whose is it?
1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art by Art Saaf & Mike Peppe from the story "Kiss and Run" in NEW ROMANCES #14, 1952.
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No! I’m not seriously suggesting that anyone joins the military to get a guy (or a gal.) However, if you do end up with a guy (or a gal), then good for you.
(By the way, if you’re in the military you don’t need to cosplay. You’re already in a sexy costume.)
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “I Chose Heartbreak” in FIRST KISS #37, 1964.
SAILOR #1: I joined the Navy to get abroad!
SAILOR #2: A broad? I joined to get a guy!
1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Wake me up if one of us is having an orgasm—especially if it’s me.
Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story “Belated Love” in FIRST KISS #36, 1964.
WOMAN: There must be a cure! He always falls asleep after sex!
NURSE: After? I usually fall asleep during!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story "Belated Love" in FIRST KISS #36, 1964.
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Art by Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia from the story “The Big Meet” in FRANK MERRIWELL AT YALE #2, 1955.
MAN (tackling another man): Look out! You almost stepped on my...punchline!
1955 Art: Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art by Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia from the story "The Big Meet" in FRANK MERRIWELL AT YALE #2, 1955.
Art by Alberta Tewks from “Private Affair” in ALL TRUE ROMANCE #19, 1954.
WOMAN (speaking to leprechaun): I don’t care if you’re feeling lucky! No pot of gold, no wishes!
1954 Art: Alberta Tewks Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Luck, Levity & Magical Modifications: Mike Pascale
Art by Alberta Tewks from "Private Affair" in ALL TRUE ROMANCE #19, 1954.