Big Bra Is a Bust

Big Bra Is a Bust

Art by Art Saaf & Mike Peppe from the story “Kiss and Run” in NEW ROMANCES #14, 1952.

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SCENE: Man looks in alarm at a woman who is speaking off-panel.

WOMAN: Hey, I was wrong! I do have a clean bra! What the %$#@? this isn’t mine! I-it’s...huge! Whose is it?

1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art by Art Saaf & Mike Peppe from the story "Kiss and Run" in NEW ROMANCES #14, 1952.

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Getting a…Broad?

Getting a…Broad?

No! I’m not seriously suggesting that anyone joins the military to get a guy (or a gal.) However, if you do end up with a guy (or a gal), then good for you.

(By the way, if you’re in the military you don’t need to cosplay. You’re already in a sexy costume.)

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “I Chose Heartbreak” in FIRST KISS #37, 1964.

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SAILOR #1: I joined the Navy to get abroad!

SAILOR #2: A broad? I joined to get a guy!

1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Sleep Sex

Sleep Sex

Wake me up if one of us is having an orgasm—especially if it’s me.

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story “Belated Love” in FIRST KISS #36, 1964.

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WOMAN: There must be a cure! He always falls asleep after sex!

NURSE: After? I usually fall asleep during!

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story "Belated Love" in FIRST KISS #36, 1964.
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Getting Punchy

Getting Punchy

Got a better joke for today’s comic? Let me know. I’ll share the best submissions next week here with fans. And please state how you want to be identified if your gag is selected. Submit to: Contest.

Art by Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia from the story “The Big Meet” in FRANK MERRIWELL AT YALE #2, 1955.

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MAN (tackling another man): Look out! You almost stepped on my...punchline!

1955 Art: Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art by Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia from the story "The Big Meet" in FRANK MERRIWELL AT YALE #2, 1955.

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Outta Luck Leprechaun

Outta Luck Leprechaun

Art by Alberta Tewks from “Private Affair” in ALL TRUE ROMANCE #19, 1954.

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WOMAN (speaking to leprechaun): I don’t care if you’re feeling lucky! No pot of gold, no wishes!

1954 Art: Alberta Tewks Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Luck, Levity & Magical Modifications: Mike Pascale

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Art by Alberta Tewks from "Private Affair" in ALL TRUE ROMANCE #19, 1954.