My Hero?

Art by the Iger Studio from the story “Censored” in ALL TRUE ROMANCE #2, 1951.

Transcript:

SCENE: Blonde woman embraces a man while she holds a book.

WOMAN: Darling, of course, the hero in my book is based on you!

WOMAN (thinking): But, so is the villain!

1951 Art by the Iger Studio Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Blonde woman embraces a man while she holds a book.

WOMAN: Darling, of course, the hero in my book is based on you!

WOMAN (thinking): But, so is the villain!

1951 Art by the Iger Studio Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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But I May Be Your Sister

The new, improved version of STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE?

Works for me!

My thanks to Brieanna Brock and Tyler Leavitt for the use of the photo.

Transcript:

SCENE: Young woman in a skimpy Darth Vader costume.

WOMAN: Luke, I am not your father!

Model: Brieanna Brock Photo ©Tyler Leavitt Text ©Last Kiss Inc.

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SCENE: Young woman in a skimpy Darth Vader costume.

WOMAN: Luke, I am not your father!

Model: Brieanna Brock Photo ©Tyler Leavitt Text ©Last Kiss Inc.

Honeymoon Express

Sorry. No original art this time.

Transcript:

WOMAN: I’m looking forward to the honeymoon! Afterwards, I may even get married!

1934 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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WOMAN: I’m looking forward to the honeymoon! Afterwards, I may even get married!

1934 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Friday the 13th? Unlucky Pussy Cat!

My sister (Lisa Hernandez) has been a major help with my Last Kiss business. She has more business acumen—and more commonsense—than silly, impractical me. And she often helps me out at comic conventions.

But it never occurred to me that my sweet sis would want to write a Last Kiss comic. And it seemed even less likely that my cat-loving, zombie-hating sister would ever make a joke about a mangled feline. But…geez, what do I know?

Hey, Lisa. Got any vampire cat gags?

(Many thanks to Mike Pascale and Diego Jourdan Pereira for the revised art!)

1954 artist unknown. From the story “Chip on Her Shoulder” in TEN STORY LOVE #196.

Transcript:

SCENE: Very mangled (half-zombie?) cat says something to a woman who’s standing nearby.

CAT: oops! I thought that was life #8!

CAPTION: Be careful! It’s Friday the 13th!

Art: Diego Jourdan Pereira & Mike Pascale
Dialogue: Lisa Lustig Hernandez
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SCENE: Very mangled (half-zombie?) cat says something to a woman who's standing nearby.

CAT: oops! I thought that was life #8!

CAPTION: Be careful! It’s Friday the 13th!

Art: Diego Jourdan Pereira & Mike Pascale
Dialogue: Lisa Lustig Hernandez
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Everyone Seems Nice, But…

Art by Sid Greene in the story “People Will Talk” in NEW ROMANCES #11, 1952. Click on image to enlarge.

Transcript:

RED-HEADED WOMAN: Everyone here seems nice! But what if they’re all paranoid, psychopaths…like me?

1952 Art: Sid Greene Re-Creation: Elite Avni-Sharon

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RED-HEADED WOMAN: Everyone here seems nice! But what if they’re all paranoid, psychopaths…like me?

1952 Art: Sid Greene Re-Creation: Elite Avni-Sharon

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