Artist Unknown. From the story "The Love that Failed" in FIRST KISS #25, 1962.

Artist Unknown. From the story “The Love that Failed” in FIRST KISS #25, 1962.

This is why your food always arrives cold. The restaurant staff is having an emotional meltdown—crying into your creamed corn, blubbering over your Brussels sprout.

For God’s sake, give ’em a big tip and stop complaining!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.