How to Have a Cheap Wedding

Artist unknown. Art from the story "Censored" in ALL TRUE ROMANCE #2, 1951.

Artist unknown. Art from the story “Censored” in ALL TRUE ROMANCE #2, 1951.

You’ve invited a gazillion guests. But the catering budget for your wedding is only $67.95. The best way to make the food last is to...

—Have the police arrest most of the guests. (Start with the groom’s family. Those cheap SOBs give lousy gifts!)

—Explain that the food was prepared by terrorists. (The bomb squad has been called in.)

—Announce that you cooked everything yourself. You were only a little drunk at the time. And you’re almost sure you didn’t drop a bottle of poison in the soup. Well, at least not a whole bottle.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

New Last Kiss Contest

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story "Coffee and...a Kiss, Darling!" in FIRST KISS #8, 1959.

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story “Coffee and…a Kiss, Darling!” in FIRST KISS #8, 1959.

Are you feeling funny? If so, I’m looking for a funny comment or a funny bit of additional dialogue from either character. Comment below. I’ll be post the winner on Oct. 22.

No prizes except my thanks and eternal world-wide reference for your wit!

Seahawk Fun with Last Kiss Contributor Mike Pascale

Last Kiss contributor Mike Pascale Artist-Writer (left) with Game Buzz co-creator Jason M Davies at a Seahawks game.

Last Kiss contributor Mike Pascale Artist-Writer (left) with Game Buzz co-creator Jason M Davies at a Seahawks game.

Artist-writer Mike Pascale and I always team up for Halloween (and many other holidays) to create some wild Last Kiss humor. But many LK fans aren’t aware that Mike also does a funny webcomic (Game Buzz) about the Seattle Seahawks.

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If you enjoy Mike’s work (or you’re a Seahawks fan) check out this YouTube video. The interview with Mike begins about six minutes into the podcast.