I’d Rather Talk to Homicidal Maniacs

Pencils by Dick Giordano from the story "Letter from Long Ago" in FIRST KISS #6, 1958.

Pencils by Dick Giordano from the story “Letter from Long Ago” in FIRST KISS #6, 1958.

In fact, here’s a partial list of people I’d rather talk to than you:

—escaped homicidal maniacs (who’d just like to come in for a moment to use my bathroom.)

—devil-worshiping telemarketers from hell.

—the inebriated ghost of Ayn Rand.

—Donald Trump’s wig.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

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  1. On the revamped version, I’m sure you are aware that was tried on Michael Jeffery Jordan, although not the marriage threat.

  2. I’m leaning towards Vince Colletta (Studio) ink on this panel, and until the results of the paternity test come in, I’m pleading the Fifth Amendment.

    Or the Fifth Dimension, whichever works best for me. 😉

    • Lee, most of my art credits are educated guesses made by the late Dick Giordano. In his notes for this story, Dick said he did the pencils, but he wasn’t sure if he or Colletta did the inks. So, yeah, it’s very possibly Vince Colletta.

  3. She’d look good as a black woman. Or Indian perhaps.


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