Pencils by Dick Giordano from the story "Letter from Long Ago" in FIRST KISS #6, 1958.

Pencils by Dick Giordano from the story “Letter from Long Ago” in FIRST KISS #6, 1958.

In fact, here’s a partial list of people I’d rather talk to than you:

—escaped homicidal maniacs (who’d just like to come in for a moment to use my bathroom.)

—devil-worshiping telemarketers from hell.

—the inebriated ghost of Ayn Rand.

—Donald Trump’s wig.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

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