Boys Terrify Me

Art by Harry Anderson & Bill Ward from the story "I Took the Wrong Road" in DIARY LOVES #7, 1950.

Art by Harry Anderson & Bill Ward from the story “I Took the Wrong Road” in DIARY LOVES #7, 1950.

HER:  Boys terrify me. But keep kissing me. It makes me forget how much you scare me. Quick! I feel a panic attack coming on! So throw in a hickey or two. More lip. Less teeth.

Aaah, that’s better.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Why You Should Have Children—Immediately!!!

Artist unknown. Art from "Love is for Living" in BRIDES IN LOVE #3, 1957.

Artist unknown. Art from “Love is for Living” in BRIDES IN LOVE #3, 1957.

Yes, your father deserves grandchildren. But giving birth and raising children is a huge commitment—often taking hours.

Do you really want to waste your time trying to get pregnant? (Sex? Again? Ugh!)

Instead, call Last Kiss Child (and Pet) Rental! You can have cute, adorable tykes in minutes!

Act now and we’ll throw in a free commemorative photo of you with your children. It’s a personal keepsake that you can treasure—long after you’ve returned your rental kids and gotten your deposit back!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Daddy Should’ve Warned Me About You

Pencils by Alice Kirkpatrick from "I Played with Fire" in DIARY LOVES #8, 1951.

Pencils by Alice Kirkpatrick from “I Played with Fire” in DIARY LOVES #8, 1951.

Five Things You Should Learn from Your Daddy

1. You can’t trust boys.

2. Young men are worse.

3. Middle-aged men? Holy crud! Don’t you have any standards?

4. Older men? What’s wrong with you? Can’t you find someone you own age?

5. Just get a cat. Preferably a female.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

 

Cute Nose…and More

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from "Take My Number" in FIRST KISS #21, 1961.

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from “Take My Number” in FIRST KISS #21, 1961.

All those other body parts? Those are nice too!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

I Never Knew What Happiness Was

Art by Harry Anderson & Bill Ward from "I Took the Wrong Road" in DIARY LOVES #7, 1950.

Art by Harry Anderson & Bill Ward from “I Took the Wrong Road” in DIARY LOVES #7, 1950.

HER: I thought I was happy when I was dating all those other perverts. But settling for you means I must’ve been wrong.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.