So I’ve been at sea for 13 months (mostly without sex) and you think the first thing I want is dinner? Trust me, Sweetie, I haven’t been lying awake at nights dreaming of your cucumber salad.
Or even your meat loaf!
It’s you that I want. Delicious you!
Hmm. And, of course, a really good carrot cake—after (or even during) sex.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.