Art by Bill Ward from "Vengeance of Love" in Diary Loves #2, 1949.

Art by Bill Ward from “Vengeance of Love” in Diary Loves #2, 1949.

Or maybe you could find him and punch his stupid face until he cries…louder than a little girl. (Well, louder than you anyway.)

But you’re too good for that aren’t you?

So, instead, you opt to be mature and sensible. And put dog poop in his heat vents.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.