Art by Bill Ward from "I Danced with Heartbreak" in Diary Loves #9.

Art by Bill Ward from “I Danced with Heartbreak” in Diary Loves #9.

I charge by the dance.

—$5 for a foxtrot.

—$10 for a boogie woogie.

—$200 for private “ballroom” dancing—on your lap.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.