Original art by the Vince Colletta Studio in First Kiss #36, 1964.

Original art by the Vince Colletta Studio in First Kiss #36, 1964.

Really? No poetry? Just because of the sniffles?

My friends, this injustice must be corrected. Women with sniffles need great, uplifting poetry too. Alas, all I could manage was this:

Bonnie was a lassie,
Always perfect. Never gassy.
But then—alas! She caught a cold!
Her suitors fled. Not one was bold!
All in fact—Bonnie sniffled sadly—were “just not classy!”

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.