Art by Vince Colletta Studio from Brides in Love #10, 1958.
I know about you. And what you did. And whom you did it with.
Not that I was spying on you through those peepholes. (And—even if I was spying—you can’t prove it!)
So shame, shame, shame on you! Not me!
Meanwhile, back in the present…
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Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani from First Kiss #22, 1961.
Goodbye. It’s not that I don’t like you, but I’ve got things to do. Important things. Like…
—telling my Facebook friends about your 10 craziest relatives.
—sorting my underwear according to the size and consistency of the stains. Yellow on the top. Brown on the bottom.
—building the perfect girlfriend in my basement. She’s a lot like you—if you were smarter, prettier and had better self-esteem.
—deciding if I’m going to ask you out again. Oh, that isn’t an option? How come?
Meanwhile, back in the present…
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Art by Charles Nicholas and Vince Alascia from First Kiss #21, 1961.
Oh stop it, Larry. You’re just jealous because Johnny has more…well, uh…talent than you. At least two inches more of firm, throbbing talent.
And his talent is…to make girls happy!
Meanwhile, back in the present…
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Art by Vince Colletta Studio from BRIDES IN LOVE #9, 1958.
I like your silences—mostly because I know you’re thinking about me and how wonderful I am.
Obviously, I’m too wonderful for mere words!
In case you’re wondering, my silences are just like yours. I’m thinking about how wonderful I am too!
Meanwhile, back in the present…
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Art by Oscar Novelle in JUST MARRIED #56, 1968.
Later on, though—if I’m crying—you should probably worry. For instance, worry if I’m…
—Crying before sex.
—Crying during sex.
—Crying after sex.
—Crying if we’re not having sex at all. (Hmm. I guess you’ll be the one crying then. So that doesn’t count. It’s probably not important.)
Meanwhile, back in the present…
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