“I will never kiss those feet again!”
Pencils by Charles Quinlan. Color and restoration by Diego Jourdan Pereira.
Pencils by Charles Quinlan. Color and restoration by Diego Jourdan Pereira.
I received hundreds of submissions in the latest Last Kiss Couple-Up Contest. But (alas!) there could only be one…well, actually two winners. But here’s a sample of some of the best—and the oddest that also made me laugh!
I knew snail-mail’s days were numbered, but I never thought it would end like this.
—Don Flowers
If only the rest of you was as big as those feet!
—cmraman
Just get into your S car and go!
(This was one of many jokes on the “S car” theme. —John)
—cleokaya
What a way for Escar to go.
(And here’s another clever variation. —John)
—Bob Pickett
You killed my snail, so much for tail.
—Tykemerry
You cad… No sex till after the appetizers.
—ttdurbin
I oughta slug you!
—Jim Guida
We’re going to slug this out right now, buster!! Where’s the salt?
—Trish Saunders
Why do I always end up with some slimy idiot on Valentine’s Day?!
—Miroslav Sustek
That snail was more of a man than you’ll ever be!
—Gus Campanario
Just because you crushed Jacque’s shell like an egg does not mean you can do the same to my heart!
—Kay Clopton
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