Art by Charles Quinlan from Diary Loves #9, 1951.

Art by Charles Quinlan from Diary Loves #9, 1951.

Beware her “Web of Lies!” Actually…beware her “Web of Love” too!

Likewise, beware her:

—“Web of Sex! Sex! Sex!”

—“Web Without Much Sex!”

—And, most of all, “Sex on the Web…at $15.99 a minute!”

Meanwhile, back in the present…

See the spiffed-up, new version of this art with new, funny dialogue in the Last Kiss Couple-Up Contest.