Art by my hero (really) Dick Giordano from First Kiss #7, 1959.

Art by my hero (really) Dick Giordano from First Kiss #7, 1959. Click art to enlarge.

This is why you should always keep a suitcase packed after you get drunk and have sex with a fraternity. Thanks to the Internet (and your ex-boyfriend’s iPhone) you could become an Internet porn star overnight.

When that happens—and it’s only a matter of time, Sweetie—you’re going to want to get out of town…fast! Unless, or course, you’re already in Hollywood. Then call your agent.

Meanwhile, back in the present…

See the spiffed-up, new version of the art with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

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