Secret Sex Tape?

Art by my hero (really) Dick Giordano from First Kiss #7, 1959.

Art by my hero (really) Dick Giordano from First Kiss #7, 1959. Click art to enlarge.

This is why you should always keep a suitcase packed after you get drunk and have sex with a fraternity. Thanks to the Internet (and your ex-boyfriend’s iPhone) you could become an Internet porn star overnight.

When that happens—and it’s only a matter of time, Sweetie—you’re going to want to get out of town…fast! Unless, or course, you’re already in Hollywood. Then call your agent.

Meanwhile, back in the present…

See the spiffed-up, new version of the art with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Faking a Boyfriend

Original art by Vince Colletta Studio in First Kiss #8, 1959.

Original art by Vince Colletta Studio in First Kiss #8, 1959. Click art to enlarge.

Ladies, don’t you just hate it when you have to trick people into thinking you have a love life that doesn’t require batteries? Fortunately, Don is available. And he doesn’t require electricity—although an occasional little blue pill might come in handy.

Meanwhile, back in the present…

See the spiffed-up, new version of the art with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Tell Some Other Men—While I Run Away

Art by Lou Fine from Smash #26, 1941.

Art by Lou Fine from Smash #26, 1941.

I’d stick around and hunt for the shooter, but I’ve got an important story to write. And flower show reviews don’t write themselves—although wouldn’t it be nice if they did?

Meanwhile, back in the present…

See the spiffed-up, new version of the art with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Waiting for My Dream Man

Artist unknown. Art from First Kiss #19, 1961.

Artist unknown. Art from First Kiss #19, 1961.

What will my dream man look like?

More importantly, will he be single and filthy rich? Or just filthy and rich?

Will I have to get out of bed to meet him? Is it too soon to plan the honeymoon?

Meanwhile, back in the present…

See the spiffed-up, new version of the art with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

The Last Kiss News Team

Art by Reed Crandall from Smash #25, 1941.

Art by Reed Crandall from Smash #25, 1941.

Breaking news from 1941:

Facebook Still Not Invented Yet; Millions Mourn! Cat Photos Useless!

Meanwhile, back in the present…

See the spiffed-up, new version of the art in today’s Last Kiss Comic:  “Fang You Very Much”