New Year’s Resolution #163

As we start a new year of comic love and lust, I just want to thank all of you for making Last Kiss such a great experience for me. Your support, your comments (often dirtier—and sometimes funnier—than my jokes) keep me going. Well, that and the buckets of money.

(Oh, you haven’t sent me a bucket of money lately? Shame on you. Just send a blank check. Or some really good oatmeal cookies. I’m not picky.)

Happy New Year, everyone!

Here’s the original 1958 art for today’s Last Kiss webcomic.

 

 

 

 

 

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SCENE: Woman with a clipboard.

WOMAN: New Year’s Resolution #163: Keep things simple! #164: Be Perfect! #165: Be even more Perfect!
©2014 Last Kiss Inc
Art: John Tartaglione Color: Allen Freeman

A Nurse a Day Keeps the Doctor Away!

More fun from my IT’S ALWAYS BUCKY animation project with writer Jack Enyart!

Art by Lou Fine from Smash #30, 1942.

Art by Lou Fine from Smash #30, 1942.

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SCENE: Bucky is in bed smiling as his dad and a nurse look on.

BUCKY: Gee, Dad, if I’m sick…why’s the nurse sleeping in your room?

Art: Lou Fine Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

©2013 Last Kiss Inc

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Wild Nurse Whoopee

Original art by Vince Colletta from Teen Secret Diary #2, 1959.

Original art by Vince Colletta from Teen Secret Diary #2, 1959.

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SCENE: A female nurse.

NURSE: Nice try! But I checked...And your doctor didn’t prescribe wild, nurse sex!

Original art by Vince Colletta
Restoration & color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
©2013 Last Kiss Inc
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What Santa Doesn’t Know

More Christmas fun courtesy of my pal Mike Pascale. Happy Holidays, everyone!

Art by ChaSal (Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani) in First Kiss #21, 1961.

Art by ChaSal (Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani) in First Kiss #21, 1961.

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SCENE: Mrs. Santa Claus is talking to an elf.

ELF: But, Mrs. Claus! It's Christmas Eve!
MRS. CLAUS: Which means You-Know-Who won't be back ‘til morning!

Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani North Polarization: Mike Pascale
©2013 Last Kiss Inc
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Not So Jolly with Holly

It just occurred to me. What the heck is Mrs. Claus’s first name? Any suggestions, folks?

Mr. and Mrs. Claus appear here courtesy of my pal Mike Pascale. Thanks, Mike!

Original art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #20, 1961.

Original art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #20, 1961.

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SCENE: Mrs Claus is pointing a disapproving finder at an apprehensive Santa Claus.

MRS CLAUS: If you deck the halls with Holly again, I’ll bust your boughs!
Art: Vince Colletta Studio Santa-fication: Mike Pascale
©2013 Last Kiss Inc
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