My Sex Life

Below in the original art, Barney has a lifetime pass to the Museum of Boring.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #4, 1958.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #4, 1958.

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SCENE: A woman is talking to someone who is holding a book.

WOMAN: You’re in volumes #63-65! And a dream sequence in #69!

BOOK TITLE: My Sex Life
Vol. 1.by Vatta Von Tramp

Art: V. Colletta Studio Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

©2013 Last Kiss Inc.

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Last Hiss

If you’re like most people, you’ve said to yourself, “Gee, I like cats and I like zombies. If only I could enjoy both at the same time.”

Today’s Zombie Cat is for you.

It’s like the Walking Dead crossed with Garfield—revolting and yet kinda cute. Credit (or blame) for this disturbing visual goes to my pal Mike (The Monster) Pascale.

I also want to mention and thank my brother-in-law Rich (The Rascal) Hernandez for the basic idea for Zombie Cat and the “Last Hiss” title for today’s comic. If dead talking pets become the next Internet rage, it’s his fault.

Finally, I owe a big thanks to Diego (The Dude) Jourdan Pereira for the Last Kiss comic that we zombified! (See it and the original 1954 comic art below.)

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Artist unknown. Art from Ten-Story Love #196, 1954.

Artist unknown. Art from Ten-Story Love #196, 1954.

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SCENE: A woman looks on with disgust at a zombie cat.

ZOMBIE CAT: I can haz braaains?

Zombie-cat-ification: Mike Pascale
Zombie Cat-sultant: Rich Hernandez
Original Art Re-Ink & Color Diego Pereira
©2013 Last Kiss Inc

Zombie-cat-ification: Mike Pascale

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Affirmative Fang Action

Here’s another fangtastic collaboration with my pal Mike Pascale!

Art by Ernesto R. Garcia from Career Girl Romances #45, 1968.

Art by Ernesto R. Garcia from Career Girl Romances #45, 1968.

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SCENE: Man with two puncture marks on his neck smiles and leans in check to cheek with female vampire.

MAN: I try to be positive!

VAMPIRE: But you’ll always be O-Negative!

Vampirization: Mike Pascale
Original Art: Ernesto R. Garcia Restoration: Diego Pereira

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Vampire Wedding

Whip out your wooden stakes. Polish your crucifixes. Melt your silverware into bullets. Halloween is coming and no one is safe…

…from the silly, horror gags Mike Pascale and I have created.

On Monday—Vampire Romance!

Original art by Dick Giordano with possible assist by Vince Colletta. First appeared in First Kiss #6, 1958.

Original art by Dick Giordano with possible assist by Vince Colletta. First appeared in First Kiss #6, 1958.

(The original art was extended some years ago for me by Allen Freeman who drew in the tops of the characters heads.)

 

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SCENE: Vampire man and vampire woman embrace and smile at each other. Blood drips from their mouths and fangs.

MAN: We’ll save a fortune on our wedding! We won’t need photographers!

WOMAN: And, instead of champagne…we'll drink the guests!

Art: Dick Giordano (with possible assist by Vince Colletta) Additional art by Allen Freeman Vampirization: Mike Pascale

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Three Drinks Ago…

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #21, 1961.

Click on image to enlarge. Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #21, 1961.

If you weren’t going to college? And you weren’t rich? And I weren’t pregnant? Uh, sure.

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SCENE: Man and woman almost lip to lip---about to kiss. Man is smiling. The woman has her eyes closed.

WOMAN: Wow! Three drinks ago I didn’t even like you!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

©2013 Last Kiss Inc.

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