The Adventures of Low Self-Esteem Girl

The Adventures of Low Self-Esteem Girl

Below is the final issue of the First Kiss comic book series—the title that I bought from Charlton Comics back in the late 1980s. Oddly enough, back in  2001, I used this the last First Kiss cover as the basis of my first Last Kiss cover. (See below.)

Art by Dick Giordano, cover of First Kiss #40, 1965.

Art by Dick Giordano, cover of First Kiss #40, 1965.

Cover of Last Kiss #1, 2001. Out of print.

Cover of Last Kiss #1, 2001. Out of print.

 

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SCENE: Man and woman on a beach, sitting on a blanket. Woman is crying as the man talks.

MAN: I’ll see you next summer…if I don’t meet someone better!

WOMAN (thinking): Thank God! I was afraid he didn’t like me!

Art: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman

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Writing a Best Seller

Writing a Best Seller

Original art by Vince Colletta Studio in First Kiss #33, 1963.

Original art by Vince Colletta Studio in First Kiss #33, 1963. Click on image to enlarge.

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SCENE: Woman talking to a man. She's sitting writing with a pen.

WOMAN: I’m writing a best seller! I don’t have a plot yet, but there’s lots of sex!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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I Am Sex Curious

I Am Sex Curious

Writers never get the girl…at first.

Original art by Vince Colletta Studio in First Kiss #16, 1960.

Original art by Vince Colletta Studio in First Kiss #16, 1960.

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SCENE: Man and woman talking.
WOMAN: I’m curious about sex! Can you recommend a book…or something?

Art: V. Colletta Studio Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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The Not-So-Lonely Ranger

The Not-So-Lonely Ranger

Cue the William Tell Overture.

A fiery horse with the speed of light, a cloud of dust and a hearty “Hi Yo Silver!” The Lone Ranger dates again!

Art from Western Love Trails #9, 1950. King Ward may be the artist.

Art from Western Love Trails #9, 1950. King Ward may be the artist.

 

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SCENE: A woman in an old-time western dress.

WOMAN: Men who can afford silver bullets never have to be alone, Ranger!

Art: King Ward? Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Feline Friend—or Fiend?

Feline Friend—or Fiend?

Original art from Ten-Story Love #196, 1954. Artist unknown.

Original art from Ten-Story Love #196, 1954. Artist unknown.

If you’d like to read the entire original romance story in all it’s wildly sexist, cat-dissing glory, it’s here.

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WOMAN: Someone peed in my shoe!
CAT: You mean…besides me?

Artist Unknown Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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