Dear Mr. Last Kiss

Dear Mr. Last Kiss

Or send me money and I’ll e-mail you my “dynamic tension” exercise secrets. Free delusions of grandeur with every purchase!

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SCENE: Man and woman on beach.

Man: We just met! You can’t hate me yet!

WOMAN: Wanna bet?

CAPTION:
Dear Mr. Last Kiss:
I’m tired of having the girls I stalk kick sand in my face. How can I get super powers and prove my manhood by wearing a tight, revealing
costume?
--Charles Hatless,
Broken Bones, CA
Dear Charles:

Gaining superpowers is easy. All you need is a freak lab accident, an ancient Indian curse, or a radioactive
critter eager to bite you.

(Try dipping the family cat in one of those leaking vats down at the nuclear plant. It always works for me!)

With luck, you’ll be feeling super before the bandages even come off!
Art: Luis Dominguez Color: Allen Freeman
©2013 Last Kiss Inc

No Phone Sex

No Phone Sex

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “A Bouquet of Roses” in First Kiss #20, 1961.

Hmm. How can you get a man to notice you’re a woman? Gosh. That’s a tough one.

If only I could think of something…

Wait. I know! Steal his phone!

Then, while he’s strip searching you, point out that you don’t have an Adam’s apple.

Give further anatomy lessons as needed.

 

 

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SCENE: Woman thinking, looking sad.

WOMAN: He said he liked me! So what if I got drunk and stole his phone? Is that any excuse not to call me?

Art: Vince Colletta Studio
Color: Allen Freeman

©2013 Last Kiss Inc

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Maid for Life!

Maid for Life!

Art from "Forced Meeting"  in First Kiss #6, 1958.

Art from “Forced Meeting”in First Kiss #6, 1958. Click to enlarge.

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SCENE: Man talking to a sad woman.

MAN: After we’re married, you can still be my maid! I just
wont pay you!

Am I Rich?

Am I Rich?

George (in the original art below) is a prize fighter and he’s on his way to being the champ. But…

Original art from "Love Him... Love What He Does"  in First Kiss #2, 1958

Original art from “Love Him… Love What He Does” in First Kiss #2, 1958

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MAN (talking to woman): Am I rich? Honey, I own half the state--the good half with indoor plumbing!

Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia Color: Allen Freeman
©2013 Last Kiss Inc
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Am I Rich?

Am I Rich?

George (in the original art below) is a prize fighter and he’s on his way to being the champ. But…

Original art from "Love Him... Love What He Does"  in First Kiss #2, 1958

Original art from “Love Him… Love What He Does” in First Kiss #2, 1958

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MAN (talking to woman): Am I rich? Honey, I own half the state--the good half with indoor plumbing!

Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia Color: Allen Freeman
©2013 Last Kiss Inc
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