Other Fun Gags in Couple-Up Contest
Although Ed Bertoli took top honors in this first Last Kiss Couple-Up contest, there were hundreds of other submissions and many of them were hilarious.
In fact, I ended up naming not one, but five runners-up:
Him: Kiss me, my darling.
Her: Braiiiins!
—Charles Kramer
Roger: I’ve just realized how much you look like MOM!!!!!!
Wife: Who wants a spanking ?!
—Helen Stockfleth
Oh no! I just realized – I’M ALLERGIC TO METAL!!!!!
—Gary Dunaier
ROGER: You would be perfect had I included a heat source. Unfortunately, you’re cold.
ROBOT: Then I am the perfect duplicate of your wife.
—Keiko Alvarez
Roger: You just keep going and going… I’m exhausted.
—Jacqueline Hallenbeck
Other Fun Submissions
And there were lots of other great gags that came very close to cinching one of the top spots. Here are some, but certainly not all:
Roger: You’ve e-wired into my bank account, my PayPal account, my credit cards! And you’ve spent it all on online shopping!
Robot: Resistance is futile… especially when it comes to shoes.
—Janet Heatherington