Frankly, My Dear, I Do Give a Damn

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Original art from Just Married #56. (Correction: Art by Oscar Novelle.) Click on image to enlarge.

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SCENE: Man and woman talking at night.

WOMAN: Sure! Tomorrow’s another day! But I want to be happy…tonight!

Artist Unknown
Restoration & color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Rent-to-Own Romance

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Original art from First Kiss #6. Click image to enlarge.

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SCENE: Man watching crying woman.

MAN (thinking): Women! Can’t live with them! Can’t afford to rent them!

Art: Dick Giordano & maybe Vince Colletta

Color: Allen Freeman

Try, Try Again Honeymoon

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For some reason, I’ve been writing lots of jokes about weddings. Expect several more in the coming weeks!

Original art from First Kiss #25. Click image to enlarge.

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SCENE: Bride and groom about to kiss at the church right after getting married.

BRIDE (thinking) Ninth time’s the charm!

Artist Unknown
Color by Allen Freeman

Future Sex? Perfect!

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Original art from Sweethearts #44. Click image to enlarge.

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WOMAN: Some people live in the past! But I live in the future…with robot servants…and instant iSex!

Original art by John Tartaglione
Restoration & color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

I Don’t Usually Date People Like You

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Original art from Intimate #3. Click image to enlarge.

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SCENE: Woman looking alarmed and pulling away from a man.

MAN: I don’t usually date women, but you...remind me of my mom!

Original art by Vince Colletta Studio
Restoration & color: Diego Jourdan Pereira