Frankly, My Dear, I Do Give a Damn

Frankly, My Dear, I Do Give a Damn

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Original art from Just Married #56. (Correction: Art by Oscar Novelle.) Click on image to enlarge.

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SCENE: Man and woman talking at night.

WOMAN: Sure! Tomorrow’s another day! But I want to be happy…tonight!

Artist Unknown
Restoration & color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Rent-to-Own Romance

Rent-to-Own Romance

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Original art from First Kiss #6. Click image to enlarge.

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SCENE: Man watching crying woman.

MAN (thinking): Women! Can’t live with them! Can’t afford to rent them!

Art: Dick Giordano & maybe Vince Colletta

Color: Allen Freeman

Try, Try Again Honeymoon

Try, Try Again Honeymoon

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For some reason, I’ve been writing lots of jokes about weddings. Expect several more in the coming weeks!

Original art from First Kiss #25. Click image to enlarge.

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SCENE: Bride and groom about to kiss at the church right after getting married.

BRIDE (thinking) Ninth time’s the charm!

Artist Unknown
Color by Allen Freeman

Future Sex? Perfect!

Future Sex? Perfect!

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Original art from Sweethearts #44. Click image to enlarge.

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WOMAN: Some people live in the past! But I live in the future…with robot servants…and instant iSex!

Original art by John Tartaglione
Restoration & color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

I Don’t Usually Date People Like You

I Don’t Usually Date People Like You

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Original art from Intimate #3. Click image to enlarge.

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SCENE: Woman looking alarmed and pulling away from a man.

MAN: I don’t usually date women, but you...remind me of my mom!

Original art by Vince Colletta Studio
Restoration & color: Diego Jourdan Pereira