Roses Are Red! This Verse Is…Pee-Yew!

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Roses are red!
(Except when they’re not.)

Violets are blue!
(Or rather, purple besot.)

Sugar is sweet!
(So it’s bad for my heart.)

And so are you!
(Oh, crud. Did I fart?)

Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
Color: Allen Freeman