Archive for February, 2012

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My First Conspiracy Theory (of the Day)

I’ve decided to expand my blog and talk about whatever interests me at the moment. Humor. My life. Politics. My life.

My opinions about other people. My opinions about my opinions…about my life. And, of course, my opinions about other people’s opinions about my life.

And—for today at least—new conspiracy theories which must be true because I’m making them up and I would never lie to you.

The Republicans are right. The poor economy is Barack Obama’s fault. Where the GOP goes wrong is in just blaming him for problems in the last three years.

Think deep, guys. The economy is recovering. And Obama is starting to get credit for this. So maybe this whole economic crisis was just a hoax—engineered by Obama to make himself look good.

Sure, Bush was in office when the economy tanked. But how can we be sure that Bush wasn’t being controlled by Obama? Wouldn’t that be perfect? If you blame Obama for Bush, all your problems disappear.

(By the way, just to get ahead of the curve, why not start blaming Obama for Mitt Romney now?)


I Slept with Your Brother Because…

I Slept with Your Brother Because…

February 28th, 2012 One Comment


Sex? Dad’s Such a Sport!

Sex? Dad’s Such a Sport!

February 26th, 2012 One Comment


Beauty Sleeps

Beauty Sleeps

February 23rd, 2012 One Comment


Your Sister is a Tramp

Above is the original romance art from First Kiss #26 (Click to enlarge.) that I used for my gag “Smooch Emergency.”

I had Allen Freeman draw in the bottom right of the Last Kiss version. The space was originally take up by the second panel of the story—which delivers a double-dose of heartache.

Oh, man. I hate when one of my siblings marries my sweetheart!


Smooch Emergency

Smooch Emergency

February 21st, 2012 One Comment


The it’s Too-Late, Birth Control Plan

The it’s Too-Late, Birth Control Plan

February 19th, 2012 One Comment


Tonight’s Special…a Man!

Tonight’s Special…a Man!

February 16th, 2012 One Comment


Sextra Credit

Sextra Credit

February 15th, 2012 One Comment


Happy Valentine’s Day?

Happy Valentine’s Day?

February 14th, 2012 One Comment