Sexy Help for Christmas

Sexy Help for Christmas

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SCENE: A beautiful woman dressed up in skimpy, Santa clothes.

WOMAN: Oh! You want me to stimulate the economy? My mistake!

Gag by Pascale & Lustig Art and color by Allen Freeman

Those Big Elf Ears!

Those Big Elf Ears!

More elf-enhanced art and fun from my pal Mike Pascale! Original color work by Allen Freeman.

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ELF: Do my big elf ears turn you on?

WOMAN: Sure! I'm pretending you're Mr. Spock!

Vintage art by Unknown Elfication by Mike Pascale

We’ve Got Elves!

We’ve Got Elves!

Last Kiss is getting a new look for Christmas. Once again my pal Mike Pascale (artist & humorist) is transforming my old Last Kiss art for the holidays. In the past, he’s turned some of my characters into zombies for Halloween.

Between now and Christmas, Last Kiss is going to be featuring plenty of elves. So stay tooned for more Pascale fun!

(Below are two versions of the art before Mike elf-ified it. The first is from First Kiss #25–with the original 1960s romance dialog.)

(The second is the art after my colorist Allen Freeman removed some distracting background details, added a bit of art—drawing in a bit of the chef’s hat—and colored it. Eventually, I’ll be using this version of the art as well—as soon as I come up with an appropriate gag. )

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WOMAN: Oh, no! Not the elf costume again!

ELF: But...I remembered to wear pants this time!

Vintage art by Unknown Elfication by Mike Pascale

The Secret to a Stress-Free Christmas

The Secret to a Stress-Free Christmas

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WOMAN: My secret to a happy, stress-free Christmas? I'm Jewish!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Poor Santa!

Poor Santa!

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WOMAN: Santa only comes once a year? Gosh! has he seen a doctor?

Inked by Dick Giordano