Three Little Words She’s Dying to Hear

Three Little Words She’s Dying to Hear

“You can never be too rich or too thin.”
–Wallis Simpson (The Duchess of Windsor)

“Wallis Simpson was an idiot. And a Nazi sympathizer. On the plus side, she was really thin.”
–John Lustig (The Duke of Donuts)

↓ Transcript
WOMAN: Oh, Darling! Say it again!

MAN: You’re too skinny!

Pencils by Dick Giordano. Inks by either Giordano or Vince Colletta.