A Vacation from Hangups

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WOMAN: I like to travel light. No hangups! No underwear!

Art by Vince Colletta

Come Closer! No…Closer!

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WOMAN: Sure! I’ll tell you if you’re too close…if my tongue’s not too busy inside your mouth!

Inks by Dick Giordano

Fashion Fisticuffs

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CAPTION: To heck with romantic angst and hilarious sexual hijinks! Today Last Kiss blows off some testosterone with a knuckle-dragging, he-man tale full of...

PANEL 1:
CAPTION: Action!
BIKER: Grrrr! Nobody insults my...interior decorating skills!

PANEL 2:
CAPTION: Violence!

BIKER: Idiot!
your French, lace curtains clash...with
your Korean, glow-in-the-dark...cuckoo clock!

PANEL 3
CAPTION: Male Bonding!
BIKER: Gosh! Your hard-hitting logic moves me! Let’s shop for new curtains
together!

CAPTION: Stay tuned for another Last Kiss episode of Fashion Designer Fisticuffs next time...when hell freezes over!

Oh, Joy! Oh, Orgy!

I trust you. So, while you’re reading this comic, if you want to have a friend or two over…

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MOM: Your dad and I trust you! So if you want to have a friend or two over while we're gone...

DAUGHTER (thinks): Orgy!!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Foolproof Fooling Around

Birth control? Sex education? Pregnancy? I have no idea why these themes have begun appearing in my recent comics. Sometimes my subconscious just gets on a roll. I’m sure it has nothing to do with my upcoming high school reunion. Nope. Not at all.

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WOMAN: My favorite method of birth control? Sleeping with women!

MAN: Golly! Why didn’t I think of that?

Art by Vince Colletta Studio