Recycled Romeos

Recycled Romeos

by | Aug 18, 2011 | Uncategorized

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WOMAN: Do you have an unwanted boyfriend...Taking up space? Gathering dust? Wearing your underwear?

You have to
dump him, but...
you hate to clog
up a landfill!

What to do?

Why not donate him to...Recycled Romeos?

We’ll ship your
Ex to a third-world nation where he’ll make a desperate woman happy...for awhile!

Go green! Send your man to Recycled Romeos today!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Dating Helps Me Forget

Dating Helps Me Forget

by | Aug 16, 2011 | Uncategorized

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SCENE: Woman eating cake.

WOMAN: Eating helps me forget how much I hate cooking!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

No Panty Raid

No Panty Raid

by | Aug 14, 2011 | Uncategorized

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SCENE: Four young men crouch in the dark, looking through a lighted doorway.

MAN: Darn! Cancel the panty raid! None of ‘em wear underwear!

Art by Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia

Mr. Sensitive

Mr. Sensitive

by | Aug 11, 2011 | Uncategorized

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WOMAN: You act tough!
But underneath…
you’re soft and sensitive!

MAN IN TRENCHCOAT: %@#&!
Wear a woman’s underwear once and she thinks she knows you!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

I’m Not Afraid to Change…My Underwear

I’m Not Afraid to Change…My Underwear

by | Aug 9, 2011 | Uncategorized

I’m willing to change. Underwear (at least twice a year.) Tires (as needed.) And diapers (if I know you.)

But change my mind? No thanks. I prefer to keep the one I have.

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SCENE: Crying woman driving a car.

WOMAN: I’m not afraid to change! And I’ll prove it by moving to a new state…of denial!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio