Sex or Marriage?
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MAN: We’ll have wild sex every night!
WOMAN: But...I thought you wanted to get married!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
WOMAN: But...I thought you wanted to get married!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
Tuition Plan? Silly, Scary…and Way Outside the Box!
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SON: Mom, tuition’s going up! And we were wondering if you…
MOM: Sorry! Gotta balance my budget! So I’m turning this over to the private sector…And putting you up for adoption!
MOM: Sorry! Gotta balance my budget! So I’m turning this over to the private sector…And putting you up for adoption!
Complicated Sex
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SCENE: A woman talks to a man.
WOMAN: Before our honeymoon I thought I’d read up about sex! Apparently it’s more complicated with two people involved!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
WOMAN: Before our honeymoon I thought I’d read up about sex! Apparently it’s more complicated with two people involved!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
Romance! Sex! And…
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SCENE: Man and woman kissing.
MAN (thinking): Romance! Sex! Ecstasy!
WOMAN (thinking): Romance? Sex? Regret!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
MAN (thinking): Romance! Sex! Ecstasy!
WOMAN (thinking): Romance? Sex? Regret!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
Captain Muscles
I’m at the San Diego Comic Con this week Booth #2302. Details here.
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CAPTION: Reporter Lucy Lovely is trapped in a radioactive asbestos mine with dozens of escaped murderers; billions of poisonous spiders; and one really annoying French mime! Fortunately, Captain Muscles saves her--as usual!
DAUGHTER (to Mom & Dad): Plus he did my taxes and waxed Dad’s car!
DAD: It’d be a sad, crazy world...if superheroes weren’t real!
Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani
DAUGHTER (to Mom & Dad): Plus he did my taxes and waxed Dad’s car!
DAD: It’d be a sad, crazy world...if superheroes weren’t real!
Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani
