Sex or Marriage?

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MAN: We’ll have wild sex every night!

WOMAN: But...I thought you wanted to get married!

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani

Tuition Plan? Silly, Scary…and Way Outside the Box!

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SON: Mom, tuition’s going up! And we were wondering if you…

MOM: Sorry! Gotta balance my budget! So I’m turning this over to the private sector…And putting you up for adoption!

Complicated Sex

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SCENE: A woman talks to a man.

WOMAN: Before our honeymoon I thought I’d read up about sex! Apparently it’s more complicated with two people involved!

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani

Romance! Sex! And…

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SCENE: Man and woman kissing.

MAN (thinking): Romance! Sex! Ecstasy!

WOMAN (thinking): Romance? Sex? Regret!

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani

Captain Muscles

I’m at the San Diego Comic Con this week Booth #2302. Details here.

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CAPTION: Reporter Lucy Lovely is trapped in a radioactive asbestos mine with dozens of escaped murderers; billions of poisonous spiders; and one really annoying French mime! Fortunately, Captain Muscles saves her--as usual!

DAUGHTER (to Mom & Dad): Plus he did my taxes and waxed Dad’s car!

DAD: It’d be a sad, crazy world...if superheroes weren’t real!

Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani