Other excuses that won’t fly:

–I don’t want to rob banks. But that’s where they keep the money.

–No one told me the gun was loaded…any of the times I shot him.

–It’s not my fault this isn’t funny. You’re just not reading it right!

Here’s the German version of this comic.

↓ Transcript
SCENE: A man and woman are seated at a desk and he's pointing to some sheets of paper on the desk. She looks dubious.

MAN: I don’t want to take your last dollar! But what can I do? I’m addicted
to money!