I received many hilarious submissions for the latest Last Kiss dialog contest. But I had to choose just one entry. And so the winner is…

Johnny Lowe for the following:

Woman: What the hell is this?!

Man: Honey, it’s a MIRACLE! They said I’d never play ball again, but I’ve already made it to second base!

Congratulations, Johnny!

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