Mixed Signals

Mixed Signals

See? No need for a restraining order. She still wants to be friends with you!

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SAD WOMAN: sure I’ll forgive you...
someday...
Possibly after you die mysteriously!
After all...I don’t hold grudges!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Who’s Upset? Not Me!

Who’s Upset? Not Me!

You wouldn’t want to see her when she’s really upset. Seriously.

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SCENE: A woman is hiding her face in her hands. She's obviously very upset.

WOMAN: Don’t be silly! If I was really a drama queen I’d be upset!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio

Am Gullible, Will Travel

Am Gullible, Will Travel

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SCENE: Man at a tropical hotel.

CAPTION: Are you too depressed to think straight?

CAPTION: Too rich to spend all your money?

CAPTION: Too gullible to stop reading now?

CAPTION: Then Last Kiss To Go is the vacation company you’ve been waiting for!

CAPTION: We guarantee we’ll keep your money whether you’re happy or not!

MAN: I’m still depressed,
but spending a fortune to come here was worth it!

MAN (again): Now I’ve got a tan!

Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani