Bare Business!

With apologies to Irving Berlin — and music lovers everywhere…

There’s no business like bare-ly show business — like no business I know!

Everything about it is revealing, everything the coppers will allow!

Nowhere could you get that happy feeling when you are peeling and hear an extra “Wow!”

There’s no people like bare-ly show people, they smile when g-strings fall low!

Even for a geezer who’s about to fold–halfway gone, begun to mold,

As long as you’ve got cash or a sack of gold, we’ll go on with the show!

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SCENE: Woman reading a newspaper -- the Dayton City Paper.

WOMAN: Good news, Mom! We’re back in show business! The strip club is hiring again!

Art by Vince Colletta

Direct Deposit Birthdays

Birthday cards appreciated, but not required with every deposit.

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WOMAN: Instead of blackmail, consider it a birthday gift that you’ll be giving me…several times a year!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Don’t Feel Guilty

Last Kiss Philosophy #1:

I’m not sure what I did wrong, but I’m sorry. I promise I’ll never do it again—whatever “it” is.

And—when I break my promise and do it anyway–you won’t have to worry.

Because next time—since I really care about you—I’ll do a much better job of not getting caught.

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WOMAN: Please! Don’t feel guilty!

MAN: I don't!

WOMAN: Really? Even though it's all your fault!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Facebook Me, Baby!

Yes, I do like you. A lot.

Yup, I’m speaking to you, (please insert your name.) You’re unique. And I like–no, I love that about you!

And, if you love me too, then please join all the other unique fans on my Last Kiss Facebook page. Then we can be unique together

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SCENE: Woman at a computer. Man behind her.

WOMAN: Gee! You’re right! According to Facebook, I do like you!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Check Mate?

Ms. Polly Gammy dates Mr. Bigge O’Mee.

Dedicated to my pal Kevin Boze (The Virgin Project) who’s temporarily living in the far off land of Utah.

(And, yes, this comic may have been slightly inspired by HBO’s Big Love–which starts its final season of polygamous adventures on Jan. 16. Not that we’re counting the days in my household. More like the hours.)

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SCENE: Woman and man snuggling. The woman looks off panel where she hears a sound.

WOMAN: Wait! That might be my boyfriend!

MAN: Nah! It's probably just one of my wives!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio