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CAPTION: Are you too depressed to think straight?
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CAPTION: Too gullible to stop reading now?
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MAN: I’m still depressed,
but spending a fortune to come here was worth it!
MAN (again): Now I’ve got a tan!
Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani