Dont Ask! Santa Knows!

Dont Ask! Santa Knows!

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SCENE: Three men in a military-style barracks. There's a Christmas wreath on the wall above a bunk bed.

MAN #1: Santa’s new slogan? Don’t
ask! We’ll te11!

MAN #2: Have a fabulous Christmas!

Pencils: Dick Giordano Inks: Vince Alascia Color: Allen Freeman

Naughty Or Nice

Naughty Or Nice

So be good…or, uh, else!

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SCENE: Woman dressed in sexy Santa-ish costume.

WOMAN: I'm in charge of Santa's naughty list! Have you been good?

Art and color by Allen Freeman

Earn Miles with Every Kiss

Earn Miles with Every Kiss

Sign up for Frequent Lover Miles today and receive a free flight to ecstasy!*

(*Taxes, baggage fees and seats are extra.)

aviation

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SCENE: Man and woman embracing at the airport on the tarmac. In the background is a small passenger plane.

MAN: ...and, since I’m a pilot, you’ll earn frequent lover miles!

Imaginary Sex

Imaginary Sex

Sure…as long as I can pretend you’re someone else.

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SCENE: Woman looking back at someone.

WOMAN: Would it help if I pretended to enjoy sex?

Cheezy Pickup Line #1.

Cheezy Pickup Line #1.

I get lost easily. So I’m definitely willing to take directions, but…

I’m not really good at following them. Seriously. I once went to Scotland…

by accident.

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SCENE: Man and woman embracing.

MAN: I'm not lost! But I"ll take directions.

Art by Vince Colletta studio.