New Year’s Resolution: Stop Being a Floozy

Happy New Year, Everybody!

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SCENE: A young woman is packing a suitcase as her mother watches.

DAUGHTER: I’ll make a new start…In a town where my name Isn’t on every bathroom wall!

MOM: Well, that leaves out the entire West Coast!

DAUGHTER: You’re forgetting about Canada! Gosh! M-maybe I could become a Mountie!

MOM: Well, you’re certainly qualified! Nobody’s been mounted more than you!

Risqué Business

It’s a tough job, but somebody has to…oh, you know!

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WOMAN: I Need to research eight sex scenes by morning…or I’ll blow my deadline! Wanna help?

MAN: Romance writers…gotta love ‘em!

SIGN IN STORE WINDOW: Embrace your passion! Read in bed!

ART: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani

Me? Innocent?

Silliest (and Coolest) Christmas Moment
So I start to unwrap a gift, but then I see that my daughter and her hubby are opening our “big” present to them. It’s a Kindle.

I’m excited because–well, I’m a guy. I love gadgets. And I’ve never actually seen a Kindle. And deep down I have electronic lust.

(Now, I’m too cheap to buy myself hi-tech gadgets. Most of the time. But that doesn’t mean that I don’t want ’em.)

“I hope you like it,” I say with hardly a trace of jealousy. “I’m sorta curious about that [Kindle.] I’ve thought about…uh, maybe getting one.”

Everyone just stops and looks at me.

Now I’m confused. Then I look down and see that the gift I’m unwrapping is a Kindle.

Gosh! It’s almost like Santa knew what I wanted!

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SCENE: Woman smiling at a man.

WOMAN: Me? innocent? Sure…if that’s what turns you on!

Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani

Getting Her Jollies

Merry Christmas–if you celebrate Christmas. And if you don’t–go celebrate something else!

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SCENE: Woman lying in bed with her eyes closed in contentment.

WOMAN: Golly, Santa! After that…who wouldn’t be jolly?

TEXT BOX: Merry Christmas!

The World’s Sexiest Santa Hat?

Before anyone can ask, I’ll confess the obvious. Unlike almost all Last Kiss comics, this piece isn’t a revamp of old romance comic art.

Colorist extraordinaire Allen Freeman penciled and inked this one himself.

And all I can say is–wow!

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SCENE: Beautiful, smiling woman wearing a Santa hat and sexy corset and underwear.

WOMAN: Really? You think the hat’s sexy?

WOMAN (again): Wait’ll you see the coat and pants!

Art and color by Allen Freeman