Hailing the Starship Enterprise

Hailing the Starship Enterprise

This joke would’ve been funnier if I’d done it a decade or two ago when Shatner’s “Get a life” remark was fresher. But I couldn’t resist. It just seemed so appropriate since I’m spending my life (this weekend) at the New York Comic Con (Oct. 8-10, 2010.)

If you get a chance, come by my table (D14) in Artist Alley. Free lives while they last!

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WOMAN: Okay, Mr. Shatner! I got a life! Now what do I do with it?

Art by Vince Colletta Studio & Allen Freeman

Friends Indeed

Friends Indeed

You can choose your friends, but you can’t choose which of ’em your family likes!

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SCENE: Mother talking to daughter.

MOM: Don’t exaggerate, Dear! I don’t
dislike all your friends! Just
the ones I’ve met!

Art by John Tartaglione

The Plane Truth

The Plane Truth

Unlike this unhappy couple, I’m planning to have a great time on my trip. This Tuesday I’m flying to the Big Apple for the New York Comic Con. (I’ll be at table D14 in Artist’s Alley.)

The con runs Oct. 8-10, but I’m arriving in town early to visit with friends and attend the pre-show ICv2 conference. And, if there’s time, I might even catch up on some sleep before things start getting crazy!

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SCENE: Exterior of a passenger jet in mid flight.

VOICE (from plane): I don’t care how many bonus miles this cost you! The honeymoon is off!
aviation