Cinderella Gone Wild

Cinderella Gone Wild

I figure those are Cindy’s “evil stepsisters” in the background. Sure, they’re speechless — for the moment.

But not for long!

After all, they wouldn’t be truly evil if they passed up such a great opportunity to say something nasty. Anyone care to suggest some dialog for one or both of them?

If so, post your quips in the comment section below! Or on the Last Kiss Facebook site.

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SCENE: A well-dressed young man and woman are standing in the doorway of her home. They're smiling at each other. Behind them--looking shocked--are the woman's sisters.

WOMAN: …and at the stroke of midnight I lose my glass slipper!

WOMAN (again): You develop a foot fetish!

WOMAN (again): And we live happily ever after!

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio

Additional Keywords: fairy tale, fetish

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Discussion (8)¬

  1. Bob Foster says:

    1) EEYEW! You told me it was an antique goblet from Czarist Russia. No wonder that Pied d’athlete Bordeaux Gran Cru 1985 tasted so weird. And what about that Muffe Perizoma Chianti we had last week?

    2) That wasn’t a Chianti – it was a Grappa.

  2. Bob Foster says:

    2) And it wasn’t Muffe Perizoma, it was Mohoso Tanga.

  3. Scooter says:

    Stepsister: “Dammit! All that work I did, because I thought he was the sweaty armpit type!”

  4. Ross May says:

    Stepsister 1: Wait! You haven’t even seen what WE have made out of glass.

    Stepsister 2: Mine’s a corset.

  5. Stacey says:

    That’s not all she’s going to lose!

  6. John Lustig says:

    In case you want to see more, several folks also posted dialog suggestions on the Last Kiss Facebook page: http://bit.ly/cS6bpH

    And a lot more on GoComics: http://www.gocomics.com/lastkiss/2010/09/01/

  7. EWP says:

    Prince Charming better have odor eaters handy because C’s foot sweat is toxic.

  8. Hey… if the shoe fits so perfectly, how did it come off in the first place?

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