Sunblock? How Crude!

By “completely safe” I mean, of course…that it’s safe if you don’t mind getting sick. Other minor side effects include death. Other than that, no problems.

See my second comic about the BP oil disaster here!

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SCENE: A man and woman are on the beach, running barefoot towards the water.

WOMAN: The water’s full of oil! we’ll be covered
in crude!

MAN: Yup! it’s natural sunblock! And completely safe...unless the ocean catches on fire!

CAPTION/TAG LINE (below art): bp! Free sunblock forever…because we care!

Fourth of July Lust

Happy Don’t-Blow-Yourself-Up Day, everybody!

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SCENE: Woman surrounded by flashing lights.

WOMAN: Fireworks are like sex! I only like them in the dark…outside with large crowds!

Under Where?

If your Friday is more casual than this, please consider working at home today.

Of course, every Friday is “Casual Friday” for me. For me, Thursdays are always “Pajamas ‘Til Noon Thursdays.” And tomorrow is “Feel Like Getting Dressed Saturday?”

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SCENE: Woman looking sad.

WOMAN: I thought Casual Fridays meant no underwear!

Credits: Art by Vince Colletta Studio ©2010 Last Kiss Inc