I’m Real! How about You?

Unlike the lady above, I’m pretty sure I’m a cartoon character. (Or at least a character of some sort.)

And you’re welcome to stare at me–especially this week while I’m at Comic-Con International (July 21-25) in San Diego.

I’ll be spending most of my time at the Last Kiss Entertainment table #E08, but I’ll also be doing signings at the other end of the hall at the World Famous Comics booth #5560.

Love and Last Kisses,
John

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SCENE: Distraught woman crying hysterically!

WOMAN: Stop staring! What do you think I am...a cartoon character?

Macho Men

Obviously, these guys are living in a state of denial. Possibly California.

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SCENE: Two men sitting at a restaurant. One is lighting a cigarette. The other is about to drink a cup of coffee. Neither looks at the other.

MAN #1: We can’t be gay! We’re tough, macho
guys!

MAN #2: Damn straight, Sweetie!

Oil Pops

On sale today–through eternity! Stock up now and save!!

(See another Last Kiss comic about the BP oil spill here.)

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SCENE: In the background, a vendor on the beach is selling something that looks like popsicles. In the foreground, a man and woman (both wearing bathing suites) look at the vendor and talk.

VENDOR: Cool down and clean up the Gulf! Enjoy a delicious, nutrient-free...Oilsicle!®

WOMAN: Only a moron would fall for...

MAN (next to her): Oh, boy! I want mine with extra crude!

CAPTION (below the comic): Oilsicles!® Made fresh from new oil that washes ashore every day! Hmm hmm good!

I Feel for You

I feel for you–if you feel for me!

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WOMAN (to Man): How do you feel

MAN: With both hands...if you let me!

No Problemo? No Braino!

Are you unfazed by rejection and occasional gunfire? Do you collect restraining orders as a hobby? Are you saving your virginity until your true love admits that you exist?

Then you may be afflicted with the dreaded “Pepe Le Pew Syndrome!”

If so, please take a strong dose of reality and look out for skunks.

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WOMAN: No! Really! Stop asking me out! I’m gay!

MAN: Still? Well, no prob-lem-o! I’ll check back later!