Addicted to Facebook?

Addicted to Facebook?

I thought you were my friend. <Sniff!> But if you don’t like me on Facebook–where bosom buddies are only a mouse click away–are we really friends?

Oh, crud! Why are you putting me through this? Other people pretend to like me. Why not you too?

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Woman sitting at a computer.

WOMAN: Sure! I’ll drive you to the hospital...if I ever get off facebook! ’Til then,
try to stop bleeding so much!