Comments on: Meat Defeat

By: Daisy

Daisy — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 13:36:15 +0000

If you would be filled for life
Never pick a butcher for a wife
For his meat is thinly slice
Now the mailman has the package, he rings twice

By: Al Duzak

Al Duzak — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 17:33:57 +0000

I’ve heard the butcher was worth a try;
that he never failed to satisfy.
Thinking he might be quite a winner,
I soon invited him to dinner.
I asked him what he’d like to eat
He said “Oh, baby! I’ll bring my meat”
So the table was set and the wine uncorked,
but he never showed up and I was left unporked.

By: John Lustig

John Lustig — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 19:01:24 +0000

I love the reader rhymes. Thanks, guys. Anyone have anymore?

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Tweets that mention Last Kiss » Archive » Meat Defeat -- Topsy.com — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 17:36:41 +0000

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By: Lee Houston, Junior

Lee Houston, Junior — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 14:57:11 +0000

“This isn’t such a cut choice
My displeasure I would love to voice
The option unavailable anymore
Meat’s no longer processed in store!”

Most grocery stores no longer have an in store butcher. They get their meat prepacked from elsewhere. Hence the above suggestion.

By: lewreader

lewreader — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 14:23:13 +0000

If you would be filled for life
Never pick a butcher for a wife
For his meat is thinly slice
Now the mailman has the package, he rings twice

By: christopher7murphy

christopher7murphy — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 11:08:15 +0000

When I find myself all alone
I call my butcher on the phone
And in his arms I twist n’ moan
as he slips me prime T-bone!

Yumm! Pass the potato!